Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

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Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

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What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims

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What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

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What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!