Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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Why don't they play poker in Africa?

Because there's cheetahs.

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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Too many cheetahs.

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There are too many cheetahs.

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Too many cheetahs!