Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

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Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

Who has the best website in the jungle?

The Onlion King.