Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

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What does Rob Schneider say when he visits Canada?

Yukon do it!

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

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What do you call a vegetable that's only kinda cool?

Radish

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

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What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

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Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.