Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

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What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?