not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.
A screwdriver
The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts
paramedics
They were my friends. :(
5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.
To see who shot his "paw."
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.
A: A decade Ba dum tish.
1 dead baby in 5 trash cans
Allaboo Akbar.
They planet.
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
It's not, numbers don't have emotions.
Because 7, 10, 11!
The NBA
She likes it.
The Flosberry Flop.
anything with curry in it.
The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .
