What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

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What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco

When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

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Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Apparently not 8

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

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What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.