What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

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Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

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What, over in 6 seconds?

No, with 8 black men and a gun."

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

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What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What is a Norweigan's compact car of choice?

A Fjord Fjocus.

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What's are pirates favorite kind of weapon?

RRRRtillary.

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.