Weapon Jokes

What weapon does a thin pirate use?

A skinnytar.

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What do somolian pirates use as weapons?

Arrrrpg's

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What's are pirates favorite kind of weapon?

RRRRtillary.

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What weapons do pengiuns have?

Pen-guinades.

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

A: Canuck-chucks.

Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

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What is a chefs weapon of choice?

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How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

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How does a T-Rex apologize?

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Why did he cross back?

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Why can't dwarfs sing?

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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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Because their weapons were made in China

How many communists died during ww2?

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What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.