Weapon Jokes

What weapon does a thin pirate use?

A skinnytar.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What do somolian pirates use as weapons?

Arrrrpg's

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What's are pirates favorite kind of weapon?

RRRRtillary.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What weapons do pengiuns have?

Pen-guinades.

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

A: Canuck-chucks.

Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

You might also enjoy:

Civil Engineer Jokes More Civil Engineer Jokes

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

Nun Chuck Jokes More Nun Chuck Jokes

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

Na Na Jokes More Na Na Jokes

What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

Ww2 Jokes More Ww2 Jokes

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

How many communists died during ww2?

not enough

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

dinosore

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Why do Catholics drink?

because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

Bonus Jokes More Bonus Jokes

What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.