Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

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Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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Why can't you have multi-story buildings in China?

That would be wong on so many levels!

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

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Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out