Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

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Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

What is a Dutchman who lost his driving license?

Homeless.

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Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!