Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

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Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!