Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

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Who lost the American Presidential Debate?

America.

Why did Prince William lose his cool?

He wasn't properly heir conditioned.

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How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

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What did the baby order at the chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

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Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

Why did the Samurais armor break?

There was a chink in it.

Mulan Jokes More Mulan Jokes

What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!"

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai