How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

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How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

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Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.

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Why is French body armour so cheap?

They only need it for their back

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.