How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.

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Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

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Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.