How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

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Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.