I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.
None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.
Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.
A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
Lemonaid.
A control freak.
