How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

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How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.

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Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

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What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!