How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

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How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb?

None because feminist can't change anything.

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What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

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What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.