How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Previous Random Joke Next

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How do you know if there's an athiest on a reddit thread?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out?

Because Ken always came in another box.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.