What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

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What is the fiercest animal in the savanna?

The . Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems...

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...