What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

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Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...