Pounce Jokes

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

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What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

Why does everyone love cats?

A: They're purr-fect!

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What do you call a show full of lions?

The mane event!

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...