Pounce Jokes

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

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What do you call a cat on a big plate?

a platterpuss

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A: Catsup!

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What do they use frozen band-aids for?

A: Cold cuts.

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They log on

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Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...