Pounce Jokes

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

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Where do cats go to vacation?

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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

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How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

What do you call a Winston using his Jetpack?

A Boosted Animal

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!