What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

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What cat purrs more than any other ?

Purrsians !

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning