What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...