What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

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Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.