How do I know you're not a cop?

If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po