How do I know you're not a cop?

If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

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How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!