What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby?

A baby.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

Alarm Clock Jokes More Alarm Clock Jokes

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!