What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

Alarm Clock Jokes More Alarm Clock Jokes

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!