What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).