What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

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What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish?

A Si-gull

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.