What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

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What kind of cars do jedis drive?

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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.