What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How did they get them ?

I said - " fly fishing" and yes he is transgender.

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.