What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.