What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.