What did Joe Hill say when someone asked if he was Joe King?

No, I'm dead serious."

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How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.