What did Joe Hill say when someone asked if he was Joe King?

No, I'm dead serious."

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What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.