How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

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What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

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What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

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How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.