What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao