What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

What's a Henway?

Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

because nobody made sandwiches

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner