What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

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Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

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What do you call an original idea on Reddit?

A repost.

Why does repost always get to the top?

Most people reddit before

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What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

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What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.