What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

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How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

Lust Jokes More Lust Jokes

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson