What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

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What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

What did the doctor say to the angry midget?

I'm going to ask you to be a little patient."

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What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*