What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

How do you call Canadian people?

Unarmed Americans.

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What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

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What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

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What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*