What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

How can that help in this job?

You do the math"

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What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

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Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!