What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

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What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

What do you call a cheesy French man?

Parma Jean

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ?

Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !