What did Blake Edwards say when asked if he had a roomate?

Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!

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When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.