What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.

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What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

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What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

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What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"