Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

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Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

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Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

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He's a party pooper!

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How do you think the unthinkable ?

With an itheberg." - Mike Tyson

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

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Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata