Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

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What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

How does Mike Tyson say hatred?

Hate Thread!

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What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!