Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

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How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU