How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who supports women's sports?

A sports brah

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.