How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine