What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?

Time to go to sweep.

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What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

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Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P