Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Buds before suds, bro.

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Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Hebrews.

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Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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