Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.