Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

Previous Random Joke Next
Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.