Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

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Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

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What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew