What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

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What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

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How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

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What's an Israeli ghetto called?

Palestine.

What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut?

Menachem Vegan