Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

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Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

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What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

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How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.