Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

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Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.