What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

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What is Chalah before it's baked?

Judo

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.