Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

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How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

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Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout