Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Who's there ! Ankara ! Ankara who ?

Ankara went off the cliff !

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's cold and scary?

I-scream!

What's a monsters favorite desert?

I-Scream!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who has large antlers a high voice and wears white gloves ?

Mickey Moose !

Why do cow wear bells?

Why do cow wear bells .......???? Because their don't work :D :P

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.