Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

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What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

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What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

She was a woman.