Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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What do you call an armoire that is secretly used as a closet?

A closet closet.

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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What do you call four condoms who play music together?

A rubber band.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

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How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

What rock group have four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why is helen keller a bad driver?

Because she's dead

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!