Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

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Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

What's blue and sings alone?

Dan Ackroyd.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.