Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What do Greeks use to listen to music?

Spartify

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Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

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What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

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How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.