What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

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Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call an snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

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What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.