What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

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Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with."

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!