What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

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What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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What doesn't belong?

The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!