Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

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Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

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Why is a 77 better than a 69?

Because you get ate more

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.