Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

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Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

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What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

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What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.