Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

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What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

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Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

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What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!"