What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

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What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

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Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

Why does no one like the number 4?

It's too square.

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What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What do prime numbers and white girls have in common?

They literally can't even.

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What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Who is the Prime Minister of Israol?

Netanyahoo

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!