What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

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A toddler can count past two...

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1. And they get 3 credits for it.

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A: Is it in.

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What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

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Intersect it with a plane.

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What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

What do prime numbers and white girls have in common?

They literally can't even.

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Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank