Prime Minister Jokes

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

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Who is the Prime Minister of Israol?

Netanyahoo

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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What do white girls and Prime numbers have in common?

They can't even..

What do prime numbers and white girls have in common?

They literally can't even.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

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Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.

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Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What were the Crocodile Hunters last words?

You Irwin some you Irlose some" Then he dieded.

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.