Prime Minister Jokes

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

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Who is the Prime Minister of Israol?

Netanyahoo

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What do you call a number on drugs?

High Five

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

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Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

What's the worst kind of incompetent?

Leader.

Pm Jokes More Pm Jokes

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.