Pm Jokes

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

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Facebook Jokes More Facebook Jokes

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

How does a Facebook employee greet each other?

Hey there, whatsapp!!

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

Max Jokes More Max Jokes

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

Fetty Wap Jokes More Fetty Wap Jokes

What is Fetty Wap's favorite time?

5:38 PM.

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

Israeli Jokes More Israeli Jokes

Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

What do you call an Israeli rooster?

A koke.