Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

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What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

France Jokes More France Jokes

What do they call Miley Cyrus in France?

Kilometrey Cyrus.

Who is the most famous cow in France?

Albert Camoo

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.