What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

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What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

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What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.