What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

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How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.