How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

What about a nice cream pie?

She asked. "Except that." I replied.

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

Honor Jokes More Honor Jokes

Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

Important Thing Jokes More Important Thing Jokes

What are the three most important things to an orthopedic surgeon's business?

Dislocation, dislocation, dislocation

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.