How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

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What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

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How do single people honor valentine's day?

By Celibating!

What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?

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How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.