How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

What is the longest?

Life without parole

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How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Why did the policeman smell bad?

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.

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What's better than honor?

Inner

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

What are the three most important things to an orthopedic surgeon's business?

Dislocation, dislocation, dislocation